March 2012
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February 2012
Deathly Hallows, Ch. 30
fuckyeahunderappreciatedhpquotes:
“Potter belongs in my House!” Beneath the disbelief and anger, Harry heard a little strain of pride in her voice, and affection for Minerva McGonagall gushed up inside him.
Watchit is my umpteenth time rewatching this sketch and i still cry with laughter
10 Years Ago:
Now:
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jesshehehaha:
Sunset | Marques Houston
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
On the real reason he bugs you.
dearcoketalk:
Dear Coquette,
After a year and a half, I finally realized why my roommate’s boyfriend bugs me: He’s boring. He’s a perfectly nice, perfectly attractive, perfectly successful functioning adult, but he has nothing terribly interesting to say, or at least not to me. Then, when my roommate is together with her boyfriend, she feeds off his Wonderbread loaf of a personality and ceases...
On sucker punch.
dearcoketalk:
Thoughts on Sucker Punch? I could totally imagine you being one of those babes.
You could totally imagine me being a scantily clad victim of rape and violence trapped with no free will in an incoherent mess of an adolescent pornographic fantasy?
Yeah, no. That’s not a compliment.
Sorry, dude. You’re confusing female empowerment for being heavily armed with a vagina.