January 2011
On prime break-up season.
dearcoketalk:
I want to break up with my boyfriend but we’ve already bought tickets to Coachella & reserved a place to stay. Also, Valentine’s Day is coming up. Should I do it now or wait later? I just don’t like wasting money and breaking up before a holiday is just mean.
You know what’s really mean? Pretending you still want to be with someone for a Coachella ticket. End it now. Make it...
On elaborating.
dearcoketalk:
“the ignorant fucks who think we were put on the planet to rule over the animals”- Do you think you could elaborate on which sort of person you’re referring to? I never pictured you as a PETA type or anything.
Fuck PETA. They’re just the NRA for puppies. I’m referring to people who take the Book of Genesis literally.
It takes a special kind of asshole to think that mankind holds...
on a more somber note
the more and more i get immersed in the “adult” world of taxes and tax returns and filling out forms for scholarships and grants and financial aid and loans
(and before this stage it was entering the world of application deadlines and asking for recommendation letters and being responsible to ask early enough so that the teacher would have sufficient time and turning in all the...
FINISHED FINISHED FINISHED
FUCKING YES FINISHED FINISHED FINISHED WITH CSS AND FAFSA THOSE BITCHES
FINISHED FINISHED FINISHED
WILL BRIEFLY GET TO CELEBRATE THIS ACCOMPLISHMENT BEFORE THE NEXT LOAD OF WORK AND FORMS AND SERIOUS THINGS DROPS INTO MY LAP
what the fucking fuck
don’t you fucking touch my stuff or go through it
how the fuck do you have so little respect for personal boundaries and possessions
fucking fuck you ugh fuck you so much
i need to put a lock on everything
my computer my phone my room my backpack my purses
don’t fucking touch anything that’s mine
fuck you
i want to hit you every time i see your fucking hands digging...
SNUGGIES
tomywife:
We can’t have matching snuggies, that’s just too weird.
step up and go: What's Happening in Egypt... →
alextraordinary:
promotingpeace:
The basics: Egypt is a large, mostly Arab, mostly Muslim country. At around 80 million people, it has the largest population in the Middle East and the third-largest in Africa. Most of Egypt is in North Africa, although the part of the country that borders Israel, the Sinai…
thank you fr this, i’ve been trying to find something that explains the situation...
RE: SARCASM
tomywife:
“I just want someone who understands my sarcasm over BBM” -Julia Chesky
On our extinction.
dearcoketalk:
Do you look forward to the extinction of humankind? I sure do, I feel like the most beautiful thing that humans could achieve would be to finally die off and let the good earth try to heal itself. When I say this to close family members they never agree and sometimes are angry at me, calling me morbid. There isn’t anything more morbid than our species smothering and poisoning every...
Money doesn't buy happiness but not having enough...
never cook frustrated
latenightincoherentrambles:
my mom always says never to cook when you’re frustrated or angry because the feelings go into the food
it’s true. I tried it once haha I cooked to soothe some heartbreak. Maybe it was the tears that fell into the sauce or the anger when I sauteed the onions but that was some pretty awful tomato sauce - burnt garlic, undercooked onions, salty tomatoes, and pasta that...
“There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.”
– Ernest Hemingway (via quote-book)
Getting out of the pool
funny-pictures-uk:
Expectation:
Reality:
everything comes back to gov
everything always comes back to gov
whenever i see a commercial for a movie coming out after state
whenever i hear of a new show premiering or an old favorite show coming back after a hiatus
whenever i think of fun events coming up
i always pray to myself that i won’t have time for it or that i’ll have to choose between going to that and studying for gov or between going to that...
Jane Lee
calilovee:
its friday night, get off tumblr! go out and do something
NO I’M JUST STUCK AT HOME
WHY DON’T YOU COME PICK ME UP, WE’LL GO DO SOMETHING
roses
quizicle-testicle:
unicornofthesea:
alexitis:
either you are struck by the potential dangers of the spikes, or you are struck by the beauty of the flower
surprisingly deep
Not an either or. The rose is a whole package deal.
jumaf00:
I haven’t been on tumblr in awhile and I feel no guilt, anxiety, or withdrawal. Hehehe I love how you can text updates to twitter! Anyways practice has been picking up lately. Mon, thurs, fri, and then a 10-9 block on Saturday. Busy busy busy busy. Whooop. The costumes :3 are so prettayyyyyy like little white swans we are. Despite the big welts on my body, one purple dotty ish blotch on...