January 2012
i fucking hate people who talk in question marks?
you said Is
eecummingspoetry:
you said Is
there anything which
is dead or alive more beautiful
than my body,to have in your fingers
(trembling ever so little)?
Looking into
your eyes Nothing,i said,except the
air of spring smelling of never and forever.
....and through the lattice which moved as
if a hand is touched by a
hand(which
moved as though
fingers touch a...
my addiction to scramble with friends has become...
(enable me! janexxlee)
On the evil stepmother.
dearcoketalk:
Dear Coquette,
My dad left my mother for a difficult woman when I was 21. At first, I tried to make nice with the lady, which proved complicated, seeing as she repeatedly put down my father in front of me and the rest of his family. He allowed it and I decided that however painful it was to watch him shrink like that, it was his business, not mine.
One night, she got a bit drunk...
elementary school: I went to bed at 10 everyone: omg thats so cool middle school: I went to bed at 10 everyone: wow loser high school: I went to bed at 10 everyone: omg luckyyyy college: I went to bed at 10 everyone: is that even possible
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
angielar:
Plato: For the greater good. Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability. Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken’s dominion maintained. ...
On fun-sized advice.
dearcoketalk:
Dear Coquette,
What’s the difference between pride and dignity? Ego. How do you kill your ego without killing your self-confidence? Confidence doesn’t die with ego, only arrogance. Can I kill somebody’s ego for him? It’s getting in the way of efforts to maintain friendliness and decency between us. You can crush a man’s ego, but only he can kill it. How do I reason with...
vaniawang:
pantsless until my laundry is done
the best way to be
youssefineassgirl:
I’m sorry this even has to be said.
Just because I’m nice with you and am willing to carry a conversation, does not mean I want to be your girlfriend fo lyfe. Pick your self-esteem up off the ground, dust it off and pin that shit to your chest.
Now back the fuck up off me and stop grilling me about why I didn’t respond or call back right away. I’m not yours to grill, I’ll do...
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How to Study Like a Tiger Cub by Sophia...
ktom:
(link) She’s actually incredibly witty—and brilliant, she goes to Harvard. Her other posts are really funny too.
Preliminary Steps 1. Choose classes that interest you. That way studying doesn’t feel like slave labor. If you don’t want to learn, then I can’t help you. 2. Make some friends. See steps 12, 13, 23, 24. General Principles 3. Study less, but study better. 4. Avoid...
roflora:
why am i so tired
Secrets (excerpt)
jacquelinexu:
There once existed an obscure school of thought which held that the essence of an entire life can be captured by the tracing all of the secrets it held. More specifically, it was hypothesized that by inputting qualitative and quantitative data concerning these secrets into some yet-to-be-found formula, an output could be generated encapsulating the meaning of the particular life in...
